12306 NE 48th Way Oxford, FL 34484

ATTENTION EARTHLINGS AND FUTURE FLORIDA FANTASTICALS:?You’ve just stumbled upon a home so glorious, so shiny, so perfectly positioned near The Villages, it might actually be the eighth wonder of the modern suburban world. Welcome to 12306 NE 48th Way, also known as Casa de Dreamsicles. Located in the whimsical and wondrous Parkwood community (where age is just a number and golf carts are basically royalty), this majestic abode is so close to The Villages Charter School, Lake Sumter Landing, and CR 466's magical strip of shops and eats, you could practically throw a frisbee and hit your favorite taco stand. (Please don’t throw tacos. We love tacos.) This beauty has a BRAND-NEW HVAC (2024) with a 10-year warranty, so whether you like it Arctic tundra or “just a soft breeze, Sharon,” this home’s got you covered for a decade of comfort. That’s longer than most celebrity marriages. Open the front door and BAM!—you’re smacked in the face (gently, with love) by a bright, open floor plan that says: “Yes, I have my life together. No, you can't touch the decorative towels.”
The foyer? It’s got a tray ceiling, which is basically the top hat of ceilings. The living room is so spacious, you could host your own indoor Olympics (floor routine, anyone?), and the kitchen? Buckle. Up. This culinary castle boasts:
* 42-inch cabinets for storing all your mismatched Tupperware
* Double ovens (that’s one for dinner and one for cookies, naturally)
* Stainless steel appliances so sleek you’ll see your reflection and think, “Dang, I make good choices.”
* Under-cabinet lighting so soft and glowy, it practically hums lullabies to your cereal.
OH—and a WALK-IN PANTRY. Not just a closet. A walk-in treasure chamber where you can commune with your granola bars and whisper sweet nothings to your pasta sauce collection. This pantry is so rare for this model, even Bigfoot’s impressed.
The bedrooms? Split like a celebrity couple—only way more peaceful. Up front, you’ve got guest rooms for humans, in-laws, or your extensive gnome collection. In the back? The primary suite, complete with:
* A walk-in closet big enough to start a boutique
* Dual sinks (no more Your toothpaste blob is touching mine!)
* A step-down shower that feels like entering a very clean, very stylish cave of solitude
* In-suite laundry so you can wash your socks without crossing the entire house like it’s Oregon Trail. Out back, you’ve got a screened-in lanai (bug-free zone, thank you very much), and a fully fenced yard where dogs, cats, or interpretive dancers can roam safely. In summary:?This house is glorious, gorgeous, and probably smarter than most of us. It's perfect for relaxing, entertaining, snack-hoarding, and maybe even writing your Florida memoir. So call your agent, call your mom, call your emotional support flamingo—it’s time to schedule a showing and claim this legendary lair of laid-back luxury.
12306 NE 48th Way: It's wonderful. It’s waiting for you.